Endgame from NOT a fan

Okay so I just wanted this review to say “more Loki, less captain and I love ant man” but Ry said I should put a little more effort into it so here we go with each of those three pieces broken down:

MORE LOKI- guys I’m completely shamelessly saying here that I think this movie still should have had more Loki. Every movie needs more Loki. He’s not really dead. You’ll never change my mind. He’s a British actor in a science fiction situation he hasn’t exhausted his 37 lives yet. And while there is some Loki I am DEEPLY concerned with the fact that not a single avenger cared that this unreformed evil man just disappeared with an infinity stone. And while this is rumored to be the set up for the new show on Disney plus it was lazy writing and frankly goes against everything we know about the Avengers that they’d let this guy just disappear into space. That’s honestly more unbelievable than bringing half of the worlds population back from a disappearance. So yeah. You’ll make me happy with more Loki

LESS CAP- can we all just admit now that he’s gone how truly annoying cap is? Like boo hoo poor me I want you all to follow the law and then I’m just gonna go not follow the law and be totally rude to like all my friends. He’s poorly written from a bygone era and frankly I do not mind he’s no longer around to pout a little more. If he was snapped away the first time the second movie would be better.

ANTMAN- okay so my biggest issue with infinity war was the fact that like all of the newer avengers got snapped. That makes it really hard for someone like me who joined this series somewhere around Ragnorock. And who still hasn’t seen a lot of the early movies (but has managed to see iron man two and three go figure). Thus I am so thankful that Antman was in this film the way he was. Most of his time was spent asking questions like “who are you” and “why do you crazies think this loony Doctor Who level reset the universe crap will work”. This man was my saving grace in this film. I love him desperately. More Paul Rudd. Now.

-Luna

#avengers #endgame #loki #captainamerica #review #moviereview #paulrudd #antman #wethegeek #wethegeekluna